pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
by Sexydimma August 20, 2012
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pig dick

The phallus of a farm animal. Most often a furry, scaly, snouted farm animal with a phallus.
Did you see that pig dick?
Yes... Yum!
by Ha that’s funny February 19, 2021
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weiner pig

Easy, sleezy,sluts,whores, bag hoe.
All these hoe's running around calling them skanks,sluts?!! LMAO WEINER PIGS!!!! We're Surro
by Pretty Bird 1041 October 07, 2017
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The Japanese pig

The act of the Japanese pig is where you take the head of your cock and chop it of and ship it to China some do it for pleasure
John: I heard dave did the Japanese pig
James: he didn't ship it to Japan did he
by Phat dog maker November 10, 2024
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Tuxedo Pig

Cool pig (even cooler in a tuxedo)
hey look its a pig in a tuxedo (a tuxedo pig) must know lots of penguins
by WellDressedPig May 19, 2022
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Pigs chicken

Golf shot (hit heavy and fat)
Bad golf shot (hit out of bounds) what a pigs chicken
by Gunnergray January 22, 2012
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Bush pig

A pit or hole filled with spikes and acid usually hidden within bushes and are often times used by meth cooks to hide meth labs in backwoods.
She was eaten by the Bush pig never to be seen again.
by Lvcifr March 20, 2020
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