Ninja dick

When a guy sends a pic or video of his penis without warning. it comes out of nowhere like a ninja

I was messaging jack about the school work, then all of a sudden out of nowhere he sent ninja dick.

by humansvs aliens January 1, 2017

Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.

Jesus, that was one cum ninja.

by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017

ninja boning

the act of fucking a hoe so low key, no one knows about it.

treyvon: "yo my nigga, you and dat bitch lucy still fucking"

johnson: "my nigga keep that on the dl...but yeah we ninja boning."

by brodude101 January 11, 2017

Ninja

A funny blue hair man that streams the Fortnite and reports players for stream sniping

"Bruh i'm gonna watch some Ninja" - 9 year old

by Bald Martin II October 24, 2019

Ninja Darone

The best dodgeball player.

Holy crap! Ninja Darone has the last dodgeball! I'm TOAST!

by the tomb lord October 26, 2019

Ninja

A controversial gamer that needs to learn a few things on how to freestyle rap. Ninja could also be used when not enough movement is going around or being the reason Drake is famous.

I ninja'd drake.

Hey kids! I want to see more steering in those parts, ninja them! There is a reason you're not getting paid.

by Uncle Jim Joe November 23, 2020

Rapper Warrior Ninja

A gag on The Eric Andre Show. It's like American Ninja Warrior but better.

Guy One: Remember when Danny Brown walked through soiled underwear on Rapper Warrior Ninja?
Guy Two: Man, that was nothing compared to A$AP Rocky walking on mouse traps and getting shoved into a kiddy pool!

by N1mrod November 30, 2020