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ninja

What the fuck you say to me you little shit” -Ninja
“Don’t bully others” -Also Ninja
“I’m not seeing enough movement” -Ninja at the Flossing World Record
Ninja is a dork. Ninja isn’t that good at fortnite. Ninja is a joke.
by orange justice 🤓 July 24, 2020
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Ninja

That dude that died from Ligma.
Guy 1:"Yo i just heard that Fortnite streamer Ninja died from ligma!!"
Guy 2: "Oh no! He was my favorite!!"
Guy 1: "Yeah it's all over the news!"
Guy 2: "Wait, what is ligm-"
Guy 1: "LIGMA BA-"
by BingBangButch August 13, 2018
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techno-ninja-mommas

noun. Saavy customer support personnel that usually work from home and for the most part are PT Moms that have become unbelievably bored at home and wish to join the workplace, but still have kids to shuttle back and forth. As a result, they are working part time usually in customer support that allows them to coordinate their hours between child issues
Man, the techno-ninja-mommas gave me fine support,probably because they don't have to deal with their kids for that one moment and are talking to an adult for the first time today. Not to mention they were probably in their pajamas
by PDGreen March 25, 2008
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Ninja Like

The act of logging onto a social networking site and rapidly liking a status/post before immediately leaving the website.

Not to be confused with Ninja-like
"Dude, she's not online. She just ninja liked your status, that's all."
by Carnifeaux November 5, 2013
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Ninja Warp

A method of which to transport ones self from one location to another across a modest distance, the ability may only work while unseen by anyone. Hence the aspect of Ninjutsu.

Term commonly used in conjunction with cheating, playing unfair in FPS or turn-based RTS card games, and hacking or hax0r.

One physical method is to use the standby technique to lag the other players enough to run to a new area before fragmented packets re-capsulate and the other players resume playing. In some cases the players don't notice the transition.

Another method is to run a modified locally cached map that has additions and alterations to the playing field and/or characters/weapons.
#1 First person shooter's such as Halo and Counter-Strike.

#2 Turn-Based and Real-Time Strategy such as Dungeons & Dragons(loose-not officially supported).

Example situation:

(Halo:Combat Evolved) "He disappeared, I was following him around a corner, there was no escape or exit. He just vanished!" "..He must of Ninja Warped!"
by m3g4hur7z March 11, 2010
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ninja

by wHY U BuLly Mee June 4, 2019
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Ninja

1-A slick, elusive, amazing fighter. Cannot be beaten by anyone/anything. Knows every style of fighting, mostly usues Asian Mixed Martial Arts. Can kill you in one swift movement with any object around them. Or even with their bare hands. They are not always asian. Never fallllls, they always land on their feet. Ninjas can read minds, perform amazing gymnast stunts, and can dogde a speeding bullet. Pretty much the greatest people to ever walk the earth. IMMORTAL TO EVERYTHING.
2-Another name for a smalll asian pole vaulter.
Did you see Jon yesterday? He totally fought off that anti-ninja with his amazing ninja skill!

Ninjas really know how to kick asss.

Courtney used her ninja skillll to jump on the car, flip onto some rooof, then dive into a helicopter.

Becca just cleared 9 feet!
by awesomeninja22 August 4, 2009
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