The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.
by PlutoniumGinger May 8, 2024
Get the Jacob Smythmug. 
by Ploooooopa November 14, 2023
Get the Jacob Sunmug. 
jacob wont try to be your freind when he first meets you. he will watch from a distance. if you bully him he wont care. he doesnt ask girls out that often and likes dudes as well. he doesnt have sex often. he watches porn almost every day.hes also a pot head. he falls in love with people way too fast.
by Dudeqwe October 13, 2021
Get the jacobmug. by realassniggashit April 23, 2020
Get the jacobmug.