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Jacob Smith

Jacob Smith is a really hot attractive person. Jacob is the sweetest person ever and perfect. he off limits though lol take the L bozo.
Loser: “Who’s jacob smith again?”
Me: “Jacob Smith is like better than you basically”
Loser: “Oh. Thank you. I don’t know if I wanna be Jacob Smith or be WITH Jacob Smith”
Me: “Okay well get in line
by SeggsHaver3000 January 25, 2022
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Jacob

The most popular male baby name I'm 1997. Due to its Abrahamic origins the name Jacob has been popular for millenia.
Dad has always loved Jacob more than us. Let's steal his coat and throw him in the well.
by rslashjacob September 20, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob a Guy that is nice funny and likes to smoke his snapchat is cash.20k he is rich he is my daddyyyyy my saggytittys my crush(;
Friend: Who is he

Me: oh Thats jacob my crush

Friend: he is a hottie
Me:ikr👅💦💦
by Sidebitch21 February 10, 2019
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jacob ss

the gentlest, kindest, most handsome man ever. he can really get rowdy in bed. really likes to whip nae nae during sexual intercourse
tazmanian: wow, jacob ss, that's amazing!
jacob: I know, i was born to whip nae nae!
*violently whip nae naes*
by tazmaniandd November 25, 2021
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davey jacobs

a homosexual newsboy. he is played by ben fankhauser in newsies the broadway musical. he’s known for being quirky and gay and knowing more stuff than the other newsies. he has a younger brother named les and a non-canon husband (jack kelly)
woah, it’s davey jacobs and his younger brother les!
by newsiesisamazing November 25, 2023
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jacob

he has a MASSSISVE pp
jacob has a massive pp
by i87654esxcvghi April 29, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is way to 200 IQ for his own good
Jacob’s to smart
by MeestaBoosta December 18, 2022
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