jacob

jacob wont try to be your freind when he first meets you. he will watch from a distance. if you bully him he wont care. he doesnt ask girls out that often and likes dudes as well. he doesnt have sex often. he watches porn almost every day.hes also a pot head. he falls in love with people way too fast.

person 1: damn jacob is such a cool dude

person 2: nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Dudeqwe October 13, 2021

jacob

fat as fuck and always has to say some dumb shit, jacob usually is the darkest in his friend group

no one: .....
jacob: i want a twinkie

by realassniggashit April 23, 2020

Jacob

A Jacob is adopted no matter what.

Jacob is adopted he's also a brick that swore and his bestest friend in the world Is Oliver caley

by YourAdoptionMother69 February 4, 2020

Jacob b

A nerd who is too bug for his boots after benching 3kg

Hahaha your a Jacob b

by Forpi September 15, 2021

jacob mignon

A man with a very large penis who always has the best hair and only hangs out with a few friends usually a Hispanic and a crackhead

Damn Jacob Mignon has a big dick

by Penidol January 31, 2018

Jacob

A name used to describe a male who takes it way past the no homo threshold. He usually acts very sus and is very gay.

Jacob: Hey homies, wanna makeout?
The Bros: no, bro...that's gay..
Jacob: 𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓-!

by Bitchheadass April 10, 2020

jacob lawlor

best person ever everyone loves jacob

OMG!! he is so Jacob lawlor

by suck my anus whole face November 13, 2016