The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.
by PlutoniumGinger May 09, 2024
my very hot really sexy crush who is really weird but really funny and has very hairy legs.. but them armpits are even worse
Jacob Diedrich is mine and i wish a bitch aka mak would try to touch him thats when i start whooping some peoples assess.
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He’s an all around great guy with extremly good grades. He’s also an elite member of the honorary secret club D.T.S
by Pronkey October 22, 2019