Jacob Ortiz

Someone who is chopped

Yo Jacob Ortiz is so chopped he doesn’t wanna get on apex

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by Doug3 May 7, 2025

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Jacob

someone who gets no money

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was gifted a lot of talents from God. A lot of girls like him but they just want a fake relationship so he keeps looking; you'll probably never catch him crying but he does; he mourn over a girl for more than 3 years and he will remember all of the relationships he had before; he tries a lot but girls just like playing with his heart; he doesn't know why he still tries sometimes; maybe because he's a Christian just trying to show others that he's not that terrible; they know they just don't care.

Jacob: Why did you want to go out then?
girl: go out? HA! in your dreams buddy! Hey everyone look at me! I'm ripping up someones love life! Lets see if we can make his heart smaller; lets see if he will except anyone after this!!!

by itsjustjacob May 16, 2025

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