Battlefield High School

Basically a bunch of retards who think they’re way more important than they are. Two months after going away to college many will realize the cold hard truth that no one gives a shit about them. Do not fuck with the marching band unless you want a bunch of dramatic shit heads babbling in your ear about shit you don’t care about. Lots of terrifyingly smart asians who all know french for some reason. All the black kids stand next to one wall in the middle of the school and make it even harder to get to class. Half the hispanic kids can’t speak english, but if they do, refer to the white girl/guy categories. Every white girl is either a dyke or so stuck up you can use them as a ruler on your art project. Every white guy juuls and dresses like their trying to get on the cover of a magazine called ‘douchebag weekly’. Don’t know what category you fit into, then your probably a Hick who ingests more Copenhagen than Oxygen, and thinks catching fish is interesting. Saving the worst for last, yep you guessed it! The dumbass white kids who wear supreme and listen to “Lil Pump” and say shit like ‘bet’ or ‘i’m hip’ in an attempt to escape the fact that they’re a spoiled rotten upper class retard who couldn’t be more white if they tried. In all fairness, I do love this school and only give people shit because I find it funny and nearly everyone who goes to this school has a fantastic sense of humor... and plus, we’re still better than Patriot. 10/10

Guy 1: “Yo, did that guy just geeb and then proceed to inject a juul pod directly into his blood stream?”
Guy 2: “Yeah...he probably goes to Battlefield High School.”
Guy 1: “I’m surpised he didn’t spill any on his supreme shirt.”
Guy 2: “Yeah, I’m sure the asians taught him the physics of how not to spill a single drop.”

by Chief Queef McGoo October 6, 2018

Westlake High School

Westlake High School can be defined in 3 words: Arabic, juuls and Eik. Westlake is full of overprivelaged white kids who like to say they grew up in "Cleveland", despite Westlake being an upper-class generally white populated city. Everyone in it has no intellectual gifts to offer other than a stark few, Westlake is famous for it's parties being thrown by super snotty rich kids who break into their parents liquor cabinet because that's the cool thing to do. And end up burning the house down (yes this actually happened). All-in-all Westlake is a great place to raise kids, so long as you want them to grow up to be Juul smoking, Law breaking, assholes who would literally almost kill someone in a bathroom because that's the cool thing to do.

Man I love Westlake high school, Ah shit! A car full of Arabs, get inside before the sandstorm hits.

by NewYorker901 October 23, 2018

Nicolet High School

A high-school in Glendale, Wisconsin that is known for their infamous ninja attack and flooding damage in 2010.

TV Reporter: Today is July 23rd. Nicolet High School has flooded, damaging over 85% of the school.

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Guy 1: Dude, did you hear about the ninja attack on a guy in the woods at Nicolet High School?

Guy 2: Totally...makes me want to dress up as a ninja.

by Joyous Times November 19, 2010

Northside High School

The most depressing place in the world. Full of hoes and fuck boys. Smells like fish or asshole half the time. I almost forgot. PRINCIPALS DICK DOWN TEACHERS. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE HOE ASS TEACHERS

Went to northside high school for a day and wanted to die

by RVO March 22, 2017

Centennial High School

A school in MD, probably the "best" school, but we all know it's trash in almost everything except for maybe academics (but that's dropping too). Our football team sucks ass, while our lacrosse team is just fuckboy's and hoes. Then there's the track team, man these guys are horrible. They literally sold the dumbest shit, cookie dough, while every other team sold shit like pizza. Oh and the building, it feels like a elementary school, with people banging in the bathroom, and fuckboys smoking weed, and the weebs spreading cancer. Overall this school, just like any other Howard County high school is trash. Actually it's all high schools that are trash.

Bitch from hebron : Yo our school's trash
Weeb from Chingtennial: you wish, Centennial High School is weeb heaven

by whychintenial April 7, 2017

Seabreeze High School

A legendary high school in Daytona Beach, Florida, where a student is measured by his/her ability to skip class and still manage to pass. A place where dreams come true, but only if your dream is to become addicted to sex, drugs, and alchohol before the age of 15. Mostly a place of local legends and urban myths, you do not want your kid to go here. Other local schools call Seabreeze "Sleezebreeze" and say that we have STD's. It's true. Popularity comes in the form of one's abililty to chug natty lights, snort xanax bars, steal whatever pills are in mom's cabinet, get stoned before school AND at lunch, eat magic mushrooms, swallow XTC, drink jaegerbombs, drive fast, and somehow still be good at sports. If you don't go to Seabreeze, you're just not that cool.

person 1: "Yo what are your plans for the future?"
person 2: "Dude I go to Seabreeze High School..."

by stoopidlungs January 28, 2010

cupertino high school

Referred to as Tino. Rivals are Monta Vista High School and Lynbrook. Not rated as high as the other 2 academically, but is definitely better all-around. They play MV every year in the helmet game to determine the shittier football team. Has somewhat lower concentration of asians, less competitive and sheltered, and more diverse in that it has more non-asian people than MV and lynbrook. Kids still live for grades and snakes will backstab you to get into a better college.

Fed from 2 middle schools, Lawson(Cupertino) and Hyde(SJ/Santa Clara), both very different. Football is dominated by Hyde kids while the hard AP classes are dominated by Lawson kids. Walk into a AP Calc BC or AP Physics class, and you can count the number of white/hispanic kids w/ 1 finger.

Types of people:
1) Smart, nerdy kids who study and get mostly A's and generally do STEM
2) Few insane geniuses who've been coding since 2nd grade and make things that are supposed to solve cancer and you know they're going to Stanford
3) Asian posers who go around like they're fuckbois and hot shit, but are actually soft af
4) Dumb football players and stoners and the ratchet/thotty girls
5) Fobby ELD kids who can barely speak English
6) The rest (very few left)

It's got the most happening around it, being 2 blocks away from the new Apple HQ and Main St is the hangout spot. Most kids have nothing better to do than study, play video games, get boba, and smoke weed and go to Donut Wheel.

Cupertino high school kid 1: What are you doing this weekend bro?
Tino kid 2: Nothing much, just have to study for my 5 AP classes and play LoL with my friend. You?
Kid 1: That's lit. We might to go to Portal Park to smoke up then hit Donut Wheel.

Kid 2: Do you think joining Key Club will help me get into Stanford?
Kid 1: Only if you get President bro. But you are only taking 5 APs, you need at least 7 more if you want a chance...

by Astroshark8000 December 11, 2018