hard rock cereal

Replacement term used for a spontaneous event or action.

I went to the bar and I got hard rock cereal slammed!

by whatinfucksname October 14, 2023

Hard Coffee

When you've lost your will to live. Can also be used to describe someone whose feeling down.

Joe had a cup of hard coffee this morning.

by SurvialFritz February 25, 2020

hard dick and helicopters

An answer to what's up?". Can also mean someone who falls in love easily or immediatly after having sex. The opposite of hard dick and bubble gum.

Be careful if you put it on him girl, he wil ask you to marry him the very next morning. Hes hard dick and helicopters.

by Emophilla, obsessive,generous, July 27, 2023

Hard

Its when your dick get bigger and turns into a long pole

Ps: If your dick is even long

Im so hard right now.

by HornyKIds May 19, 2023

It's Hard To Explain

The best podcast you've never heard of.

My favorite podcast is It's Hard To Explain.

by Itshardtoexplain April 28, 2025

Heck hard halloween

Getting ready for No nut November.
The act of intensly masturbating or having sex to dispose a bodily fluid.
Most people release 3 to 5 times, while some do more.
The last ejaculation is typically at 23:59, October 31th, just before midnight.
You should try not to go over 24:00. That will make you fail no nut november, and followingly destroy dick December.

Guy 1: I did it right over 24:00! How could I fail no nut november before I even tried!
Guy 2: Well, you did success Heck hard halloween.
Guy 1: I mean ANYONE can do heck hard halloween...

by Jekr December 10, 2018

Jack’s Hard Lemonade

When you piss into a glass bottle , freeze it , then hurl it at an unexpected person

Tom completely knocked someone out with the ole Jack’s Hard Lemonade from the rooftop at Mardis Gras.

by Infinity gauntlet May 5, 2019