A phrase commonly used among used on social media, to describe someone who is visibly under the influence of drugs, often to a significant degree. It's typically used in a casual, sometimes humorous context, acknowledging the intense effects of drug use.
Jeff: "Bro, Miles just hit three blinkers earlier, he hasn’t moved for 20 minutes."*
- Mike: "Told bro we geek hard."
- Mike: "Told bro we geek hard."
by skullbowl444 November 27, 2023
Get the told bro we geek hardmug. A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.
by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 4, 2020
Get the Try-hard Comedianmug. .
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025
Get the 《¤》How《¤》Hard《¤》Life《¤》Gets《¤》mug. 
People: makes fun of James Charles with old photos of him using “Hard for”
James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for
James: You the only one that my dick could get hard for
by Womp womp clown March 29, 2025
Get the You the only one that my dick could get hard formug. by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019
Get the Hard Rat Sausagemug. A rare sexy ass man and can be a little touchy at times. But don't worry he probably can wear shades and look hot as fuck in them and likes to play the flute and when I mean flute I mean he blows cock till it's hard and won't ever be laid at least by his sister. He will also probably be a cock doctor when he grows up because he is Doctor Hard.
by 69Masterbater September 16, 2017
Get the doctor hardmug.