Chunky Cherry Cream Pie

After performing a cherry cream pie, proceed to vomit profusely all over your partner.

Dude, that was so nasty, it ended with a Chunky Cherry Cream Pie.

by Jordan Lynes and Sean Goss August 9, 2006

Country Bumpkin Pot Pie

A Country Bumpkin Pot Pie is the sexual act of extracting the mixture of semen and feces from a close family members anal cavity. Taking said mixture and setting aside for some time to ferment. Upon fermentation the mixture is added to an apple pie crust and placed in the oven at 350 degrees. The pie is finished once the close family members Bumpkin timer goes off. (a Bumpkin timer is set by engaging in anal sex with the relative who supplied the semen and feces mixture, also known as a Danglin' Diddle. The timer goes off once the relative orgasms from anal pleasure.) After the timer take out the pie and enjoy it as a family to complete the Country Bumpkin Pot Pie.

"Hey Darryl, You and yer cousin Jessica enjoy a good Country Bumpkin Pot Pie last night?"

by Subscribe to Buddy Pear January 5, 2021

Shy boys get no pie

Similar to shy kids get no sweets, but shy boys with no confidence do not get any pussy (pie).

"See that boy finlay. he gets no pussy"

"Well, you know what they say. Shy boys get no pie"

by ShyBoy123 August 29, 2022

Pryor Creek Porky Pie

The sexual act of fingering a girl's vagina while she defecates. The fingerer is able to feel the logs and nuggets sliding out of her rectum through the thin vaginal wall, as well as feeling the wonderful contractions of her vagina as she pushes the steaming dooky out.

After smoking some high-quality Northeast Oklahoma meth, Brad gave white-trash queen Shauna a Pryor Creek porky pie in the Walmart bathroom.

by I Love You Donny May 13, 2018

Baby Moon Pie Shit

You know that feeling you get laying down in the sand and the sand is covering you like a gay ass Blanket

Bro that’s feels like Baby Moon Pie Shit

by BreezyRang February 14, 2018

Black Forest Cream Pie

Like a cream pie, but the pussy is bloody from a period and hairy.

Don't give me a Black Forest Cream Pie. I am on my period.

by Chuck the Duck March 12, 2011

Boston Cream Pie

(Also known as Boston Cream Cake and Banana Cream Pie) Boston Cream Pie is a phrase meant for declaring that you have been interrupted while telling a story. The relation between the food and the situation (although weak) is that someone was being interrupted by someone who wanted to talk about pie all the time.

"So anyways, I was went up to her and I-"
"Dude, hold on I need to take this call."

"And then I went back to my room so I could-"
"Would you like a refill of your Sprite sir?"

"Hey, wanna hear something funny?"
"I'm hungry, I'm gonna go grab some food."
"......I guess not..."

These are the situations in which the person interrupted should say:
"Boston Cream Pie"

by Scot Taylor January 11, 2009