Red snakes

When you have really bad diarrhea, to which burns while coming out and the "excrement" is brown/red colour.
James: "Fucking hell mate, I was on the bog last night and I had red snakes

Dave: "Sounds rough"
by kjdfshfkldsflkhsdkf August 08, 2020
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Snow Snake

A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow
These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.
by Fuckrussia October 06, 2017
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Body Armour with a Snake

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"
by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021
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crying snakes

An alternation for "Christ sakes" for when you have verbal communication issues that day and can't talk right.
You can't do that for crying snakes!
by CaramelloKoala October 31, 2015
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potty snake

The poop in the toilet that resembles a snake coming out of its hole in the ground.
Damn! There’s a potty snake in that bathroom.
by SphincterWizard February 22, 2021
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Vicious Ass Snake

Woah bro look at your Vicious Ass Snake!!”
by Brotquavious March 10, 2023
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snake drapes

Dude this bitch I fucked last nite had some huge snake drapes
by Alma Dixon May 06, 2018
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