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Toe Boogies

Those little fluffy lint chunks that get between your toes when you wear socks too long.
"Just a second, I have to get rid of these pesky toe boogies if I want to wear sandals."
by shart buster March 12, 2024
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Midget Toe Syndrome

Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to

sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
Tom "That boy has got tiny little Toes"

Chris "haven't you heard of Midget Toe Syndrome?"
by chipthechap July 8, 2010
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Toes

Long crusty breadsticks and look like fish sticks
Eww those toes
by Dhdahb May 28, 2020
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double toeing

When a man sticks his toe up and women’s asshole and at the same time she puts her toe in his asshole...
Damn, me and Simon had a double toeing last night, he loved it so much he shat himself!!
by B&Hmasterfuckers May 9, 2018
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Toe Mistress

A girl that you're only comfortable sucking toes for.
(does not have anything to do with the word mistress)
A good word, sexy, cute, and kinky
I called my girlfriend a toe mistress because I love sucking her toes.
hey toe mistress I want to suck your toes again
FYI I don't have a wife just my girlfriend
by GOD WORDPLAY January 15, 2023
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Wiggly Toes

A pirate whose ship has recently sunk and is now wiggling toes to stay afloat
GGs Boxyfresh, you Wiggly Toes pirate
by MisterNorab April 14, 2023
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mammol toe

A male version of a camel toe. When he hikes his pants up too high that it bunches his junk, creating a repulsive bulge. Ball. Dick. Ball
Pull yo pants down bro! You got some serious mammol toe going on
by dong in a thong October 10, 2016
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