A hot mofo who can come off as annoying if you don’t know him well enough but when you get to know him he can be understanding, cute, sweet, and can cheer almost anyone up right away. He can be really good at commitment mostly depending on the situation but even then he will always try his best at things. He’s very loving to anyone who is nice to him back.
by Hi I don’t know November 13, 2020
Get the Jakemug. A powerful god that can eliminate any enemy just with a single snap. This entity is a god, he controls the tides of Earth itself. He rules the world.
Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok
by some_freaking_guy December 2, 2020
Get the jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutantsmug. Jake is a 6'5 245 specimen of a man who often will take your woman and bend over with his 45 inch cock. People sometimes will wonder how that's fits in his pants🤔 he has to wrap it around his waist about 20 times. Did i mention how he is 0% body fat and jacked beyond belief.
by BertIsThatNigga February 12, 2024
Get the Jakemug. A ginger who hides people in their basements and play fifa, commonly these like olivia and vice versa.
by Defo not phil jones December 4, 2019
Get the JAKE HERRINGmug. Jakes usually tend to be lovers but often get confused by girls as a player due to there attention they get from females due to his natural beauty and large penis mainly 8+ inches. His natural habitat is definitely a night club full of attractive ladies who have fat bunda and pierced nipples as most Jakes describe the taste of them like a house key and they describe that sensation as no place like home… oufft
by Beastbunger November 23, 2021
Get the Jakemug. Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Get the Jake Piper's third lawmug. The embodiment of beauty, inside and out.
Jake is the kind of person who couls always pick you up, who would always brighten your day and would never leave you feeling down.
Although Jake could be a bit selfish at times, that doesnt mask how great a person he/she is.
Jake is the kind of person who couls always pick you up, who would always brighten your day and would never leave you feeling down.
Although Jake could be a bit selfish at times, that doesnt mask how great a person he/she is.
by AngelinaPortaVaga June 7, 2021
Get the Jakemug.