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Smash Mouthing

The act of giving or receiving a blowjob while watching Shrek.
My girlfriend is an all-star at smash mouthing.
by Kosan October 7, 2022
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mouth doctor

someone who is exceptionally skilled in oral sex
by mouth doctor May 10, 2019
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Mouth-breather

Someone who no longer wears a mask indoors for large gatherings. These people are not anti-maskers/anti-vaxxers and used to wear their masks. Due to unclear expectations set by the CDC, state governments, businesses, and peers, they no longer wear their mask.
I was going to go to a wedding this weekend, but I'm sure there will be a lot of Mouth-breathers at the event.
by wells33abducted December 16, 2021
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Mouth

by deadeadeadeadeadeadeadeadeadea November 27, 2021
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toast mouth

When a girl won't suck you because she has a sore throat!
I can't go down on you, I have toast mouth!
by JAB_1987 November 10, 2018
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Droopy Mouth Syndrome

Droopy Mouth Syndrome aka (DMS) is a condition that affects individuals when they're in the presence of a woman who embodies the ' 3B's' (Beauty, Brains and Body). Her presence causes somatical impairement which causes pangs, penury, tretfullness and fidgety jitters. Curmudgeons who pitch for the beef industry are significantly affected. Physiotherapy and Psychotherapy are the only treatments that can help repair damage, reduce stiffness and pain, increase mobility and improve their qual;ity of life and help the person change and overcome their morbid jealousy.
The symptoms of Droopy Mouth Syndrome:
-Drooping of one side of the face
-Numbness & tinglimng
-Pain & discomfort
-Muscle twitching, cramps & twitching
-Popping sound of jaw when attempting to close the mouth
-unusual facial expression
-Blank stare
-Decreased appetite
-Difficulty standing, abnormal gait
-Headache
-Constipation, distended stomach
-Anxiety, confusion & excessive sweating

Example:
Jiro: "WTF is wrong with Sullen, she looks she's had a bitter pill?"
MC: "IDK, she's been like that as soon Hailey walked in"
Jiro: "Oh, look, it's not just her, look at the other women over there, they look like stunned mullets as well"
MC: "Shit, that fishy smell must be coming from their end"
by Ball tamperer May 17, 2018
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Drop Mouth

This is the medical term used when a patient losses their mouth due to eating an excessive amount of strawberries without washing them.
The patient seems to be experiencing "Drop Mouth".
by Don't Believe June 19, 2022
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