Yoshi Punch

The act of surprising someone by shoving your tongue in their butthole unexpectedly whilst making the famous yoshi cry

Due to James always sleeping naked, Emma decided to Yoshi Punch him to wake him up

by Pingu Surfer August 29, 2019

Yoshi Punch

The act of surprising someone with inserting your tongue into their butthole unexpectedly while doing the famous yoshi cry.

Due to James always sleeping naked, Emma thought it would be funny to Yoshi Punch him to wake him up

by Pingu Surfer August 29, 2019

punch a lunch

Have a lunch.

Jeremy: What will you do now?
Tobias: I'll go punch a lunch, do you want to go with me?

by Caurli September 7, 2019

punch the gammon

describes a woman who vigorously masturbates.

Can be used as an insult also

Bethan do you punch the gammon?

Example: I will punch you in the gammon!

by gammon matser September 10, 2019

punch move

The act of using someone for something then leaving them.

Girl did you heard that Ashley was punch moved by Michael after he got it on the first night.

by Chocolate Foxx March 26, 2018

punching the salad bar

The act of giving a throatjob creampie to a vegan/vegetarian, essentially providing the 'dressing' to their 'salad bar'.

After a few shots of tequila, Jane, a vegan, got her salad bar punched by Bob. Bob is known for punching the salad bar.

by batht May 16, 2018

Tounge-punching

The act of repeatedly sticking your tounge in and out of a girls pussy

Friend- “Hey why didn’t you come out last night?”

You- “Sorry I was tounge-punching kelly”

by Scornch May 18, 2018