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Mortal Combat Universe

A backronym for MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe), humorously referring to the overwhelming amount of violence in Marvel's latest movie "Deadpool" compared to pre-existing MCU releases.
With all the violence and crude humor in 'Deadpool', I joked that we’ve entered the Mortal Combat Universe—who knew Marvel could get this wild?
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
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Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?
Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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Universal

Yeah, see, universal basic income is fine but that's ne me getting credit for me shit. And in the words of He Who Was: I am not PEOPLE.
Hym "Can I just go on for a second about how fucking dope Baldur's Gate 3 is? It's so dope! I feel like they had me in mind when they were making it and I love it. The gameplay is great. It proves that turned-based games aren't a relic of the past and that people still want to play them. The story is great. Is Kethric Thorm Omni-man!? Kethric Thorm is metal! 'Try again.' That shit was hard! He sounds like Omni-Man. I could probably google it... Whatever, it's GOOD though. The game is great! It has some of the characters from the first Baldur's Gate (Which I also bought). A little glitchy. After you get the illithid flight perk for evolving your parasite, your up button on the d-pad changes to fly instead of jump but for some reason it inevitably always default BACK TO JUMP. But that's all just petty stuff. An INSANE amount of replay value! The Dlc possibilities are endless. I'd like to see a Race Dlc that lets you play as Lionin or Aracoan? Is that what it's called? The Birdman? It's great. I'm playing a Transgender Female Drow Ranger/Rogue! You probably thought this was about 'universal basic income' or something but no... It just Baldur's Gate 3."
by Hym Iam December 25, 2023
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The Universe

A very big space full of a lot of nothing and some other weird shit. Like big rocks, balls of fire, balls of gas, chunks of ice, and objects so massive that even light can't escape. Its pretty cool, but also kind of unnecessary. Especially when life got added. Like existence is pointless enough, but now there are animals, and some of them are hairless apes smart enough to realise how pointless and unnecessary existence is, and how much easier it would be if none of this junk was here to begin with. Some think they know how it works and while science has discovered alot we still have no idea how big the universe is and its seemingly impossible to do so. Its billions of years old, and used to be alot smaller. Eventually all the energy will be evenly spread out across the universe so that energy wise its the same as at the start. This is known as the heat death of the universe.
Its also possible the universe is fake and nothing is real.
The universe does not care about you, your feelings, your ability to understand it, your fantasies about it, the fact that you exist, the fact you will one day stop existing, the fact that it exists, or even the fact it may stop existing one day. The closer you look at it, the less sense it makes because your brain isn't built for understanding objects as probability clouds, or time and space as one thing.
by ColourOutofSpace May 25, 2021
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Widener university

Widener university used to be great. Now boring af
by Fooks. September 30, 2022
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Rail Sim Universe

A train game on Roblox. The goal is to get the most miles on the leaderboard.
Game description:

Rail Sim Universe is the hot new multiplayer railway simulator, featuring routes and content around the world! Our long-term goal is to build a variety of train routes in different regions, interconnected in a seamless, immersive, and collaborative ecosystem for everyone!

Me:

cool
by oopsie daisies August 13, 2024
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