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Flame brain

Too fired to give a fuck.

Pheobe Easton, Michael Jones
You don’t even know what you’re talking about you flame brain
by Pheobe98 February 13, 2021
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lame brain

- I simply don't get how Jack joined the police. It's obvious that he is a lame brain.
by stuknoxville May 22, 2024
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brain fog

An everyday description of feeling muddled and cognitively slower than expected - normal really - but which following COVID has put on the clothes of medical parlance and has become one of the classic, "I feel it, so it is" non-sequiturs.

In reality, most of us are objectively less clever and sharp than we think, particularly as we age, or get promoted beyond our abilities. That's life, and there's plenty of evidence it's normal. But post 2020, as COVID brain fog exploded, unchallenged. Brain fog can now follow any unpleasant event outside our control, particularly when someone else might be to blame (workplace accident, illness, trauma). Post 2020, it is an unchallengeable pseudomedical term that describes the gap between what we want and the reality of what we are in a harsh and difficult world. Brain fog is perfect weather to hide in!
Co-worker (1): "I need the afternoon off, my brain fog is particularly bad today. I'm so tired I've left the banana on top of the what do you call it. I've never been the same since COVID"
Co-worker (2): ".... better keep my lips sealed - don't want to make her brain fog worse by inflicting a hate crime..."
by HRHClare April 3, 2024
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diarrhea of the brain

sloppy drunken state when you can not be serious even if the situation calls for it.
corn has diarrhea of the brain.

your so annoying its like you have diarrhea of the brain
by neonpunk22 February 21, 2013
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brain fart

when you forget every thing you learn to do a test
by laughmaker5000 September 28, 2019
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Fast Brain Slow Thumb Syndrome

The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
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Brain Nourishment

brain nourishment is when you are watching so-called "brainrot content" on any social media platform (tiktok, youtube, instagram etc.)

the brain nourishment happens during the viewing of the following things: skibidi toilet, rizz, edging tutorials and such
Person 1: (shows video of skibidi rizz)
Person 2: ah yes, brain nourishment
by skibidirizzler2017ohiosigma April 15, 2024
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