Dirty Mexican Rat

What you call a cartel member whos name rhymes with retardo shiller.

Faggarin: Look at that frimmin rat
Brown syndrome: You mexican SCUM
Retardo: Shut up I ain't no Dirty Mexican Rat

by Anonymouse. SCREEEEEEEEE November 9, 2020

mexican jumping bean

1. This is a term used for describing illigal aliens crossing the Mexican border.

2. This is a term used by police(pigs)refering to trying to arrest a Mexican running with lettuce(marijuanna).

Catch that Mexican jumping bean!

Look its a Mexican jumping bean.

Holy $h!% its a Mexican jumping bean!!!

by Wike Schafran October 12, 2007

mexican chicken finger

Whe you apply a liberal amount of extra spicy mexican hot sauce to your cock and trust the spicy drumstick into a gilr's filthy snatch. She will then begin to scream "ayeee, ayeee" and love you forever. Strictly for classy immigrants that speak little English.

"Yo, I put Frank's Red Hot all over my dong and hammered her until her pussy looked like a taco that got stepped on my an angry walrus."

by Nick June 11, 2006

Mexican Air conditioning

The act of driving a vehicle that has no (working) A/C with all the windows open or driving a convertible with the top down. Also can be used to describe a school bus that doesn't have a/c.

This bus doesn't have A/C so lets use the Mexican Air Conditioning

by j4991 October 21, 2011

mexican license plate

Shitty lower back tattoo. Actually any lower back tattoo. Shitty lower back tattoo is an oxymoron.

As the woman bent over to grab her fallen change her shirt climbed up to expose her mexican license plate.

by jaredeberhardt February 29, 2008

Hairy Mexican Ortiz

A variant on menage a trois in which two older women simultaneously use their large pubic mounds to pleasure an old man.

Their Hairy Mexican Ortiz came to bitter end when Janet and Diane's pubic mounds became hopelessly entangled with the old man's scrotal ring.

James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.

by littlebabypants August 13, 2010

Mexican Pressure Washer

When you put your thumb over the end of a standard hose nozzle, thereby raising the psi to pressure wash something.

Damn dude, how am I gonna get all this Puerto Rican blood off my snakeskin cowboy boots with a regular hose? I guess I'll just Mexican Pressure Washer them off.

by Mungo Jazzflute June 19, 2008