Jake

Gets hoes and bitches, nicest and sexiest son of bitch you’ll ever meet 14 inch dick and also lovable and caring man😍😘

Omg did you see Jake help that man cross the road he sooo adorable

by Ellie sharp May 9, 2018

Jake

A total chad that listens to heavy metal and has great hair.

“That guy has great hair”
“Yeah, he’s a total Jake”

by Usbsgdbdbd September 23, 2021

jake off

(verb) to masturbate or goon

friend: hey i cant stop jaking off. wanna join my jake sesh?

me: yay let's jake off

by alexce; January 17, 2024

Jake

The worst person ever. Hes your best friend then hes a dick.

Jake: hi how are you
Me:good
To years later

Jake: what's up lazy bones
Me:shut up

by Tristan brenner October 30, 2019

Jake Adams

Special child who has no friends

Jake adams is over there all alone

by Cueb hzuadf September 20, 2020

Jakeing

Verb.
To joke. Originated from the common online phrase "JK" meaning "just kidding".

To JK, or to Jake.

Son: INCEST IS BEST!
Father: We need to talk.
Son: Don't worry Dad, I'm just jakeing here!

by LouTheLandLord May 30, 2009

Jake

A massive cunt that should have been swallowed. If not swallowed, this "jake" will grow into a large pointless waste of skin, consuming the life of women by deteriorating their self-esteem through unappreciation, name calling, and the typical annoyance. Commonly compared to a vampire or parasite.. example:"My boyfriend Jake is a life-sucking vampire." Example: "Jake is such a f***ing parasite."

...."Jake is such a parasite!"

by Adubbxx February 14, 2018