Jacob sezonenko

The most sexiest person to ever step foot on this planet.
He knows how to make you laugh during a tough time in your life.

You know Jacob sezonenko?
That cute one?

Yeah that one!

by Jacob sexymango December 28, 2022

Jacob Burghy

An example of a koi. Not afraid to put you in your place or make a new place for you to be put.

That dude reminds me a Jacob Burghy.

by Cornstarch October 22, 2018

jacob

he has a MASSSISVE pp

jacob has a massive pp

by i87654esxcvghi April 29, 2022

jacob ss

the gentlest, kindest, most handsome man ever. he can really get rowdy in bed. really likes to whip nae nae during sexual intercourse

tazmanian: wow, jacob ss, that's amazing!
jacob: I know, i was born to whip nae nae!
*violently whip nae naes*

by tazmaniandd November 25, 2021

davey jacobs

a homosexual newsboy. he is played by ben fankhauser in newsies the broadway musical. he’s known for being quirky and gay and knowing more stuff than the other newsies. he has a younger brother named les and a non-canon husband (jack kelly)

woah, it’s davey jacobs and his younger brother les!

by newsiesisamazing November 25, 2023

Jacob

nobody likes a jacob

person 1: ugh look at him
person 2: what?
person 1: he’s a jacob
in sync: ewwwww

by ratatouille p*rn January 23, 2021

Jacob

A name used to describe a male who takes it way past the no homo threshold. He usually acts very sus and is very gay.

Jacob: Hey homies, wanna makeout?
The Bros: no, bro...that's gay..
Jacob: 𝐈 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓-!

by Bitchheadass April 10, 2020