Jacob Lingershoz

He has too thic of a beard to see his blush, but it's in there somewhere.

Not Jewish as commonly mistaken.
Gorgeous but taken.

Will love you like he loves Jesus Christ.

"Yo, shnoz what's up"
"Please stop calling me that, John"
"Awh, No Jacob Lingershoz, I won't stop. Not even for you."

by ayyyy yo November 02, 2021

Doob-A-Jacob

The act of vomiting into a bong after taking too harsh of a hit, then continuing to pass it/hit it despite the presence of vomit.

Doob

"Dude you just puked in the bong! You Doob'd-A-Jacob!"
"Are they still taking hits? There's puke in the water, do they know they're Doobing-A-Jacob?"
"Take it easy if you hit that too hard you might Doob-A-Jacob."

by BaronVonCuddly September 13, 2018

Mason Jacobs

Mason Jacobs is the best boyfriend you could ever have and has a 8 inch horse shlong.

Her boyfriend must be a mason Jacobs the way she walks.

by Lnelly23 April 24, 2020

Jacob ray berry

Is a man that have 9 inch cock and bang all the girls

Jacob ray berry cock

by Lynjames February 28, 2017

Jacob Ortiz

Someone who is chopped

Yo Jacob Ortiz is so chopped he doesn’t wanna get on apex

Gurt: yo

by Doug3 May 08, 2025

Olly Jacobs

An Olly Jacobs is a person who is admired by his peers for being such a rebel in everyday life.

Your so cool your such an olly jacobs

by OllyJ1 April 06, 2019

Jacob Smyth

The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.

“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”

by PlutoniumGinger May 09, 2024