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Jacob

by Carrot3 August 15, 2022
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Shawn Jacob Gregory

Shawn Jacob Gregory, aka Shawny bingbong, aka floppily aka Papa Floppybob Cheeto Greg.
A christian nerd w glasses, bad at basketball and even worse with real balls. Head game lowkey trash (I'm a male), got a nice gf tho.
Shawn jacob gregory likes chicken tends
by shawnygregslover123 August 27, 2022
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Jacob Smyth

The party animal/alcoholic of the friend group. He may be short, but he’s a fantastic looking guy with a massive schlong. His body count is probably higher than your father’s.
“Jacob Smyth really popped out at the party last night!”
by PlutoniumGinger May 8, 2024
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Jacob Sun

by Ploooooopa November 14, 2023
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hide your watch,caravan,bike or any possessions as they will be stolen
jacob:run me your watch pussio
by wibble March 30, 2022
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Jacob

“Jacob is among us
by Renyfeld November 24, 2021
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jacob wont try to be your freind when he first meets you. he will watch from a distance. if you bully him he wont care. he doesnt ask girls out that often and likes dudes as well. he doesnt have sex often. he watches porn almost every day.hes also a pot head. he falls in love with people way too fast.
person 1: damn jacob is such a cool dude

person 2: nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by Dudeqwe October 13, 2021
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