I'm not that green

A jawn : my name ..... duh
A jawn: duh not my last name tho cuz folks be playin to much

Folk: I'm not that green ( I'm not that petty )
by A jawn April 18, 2017
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I'm in lesbians with you

A saying used to tell someone, often a Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World fan, that you're in love with them. According to Scott, it's the L word, But according to Wallace, the L word is love.
Person 1: "Dude i'm in lesbians with you"
Person 2: "Oh lesbian? I support you"
Person 1: "no, I'm in LESBIANS with you!!!"
by Cammyreal August 22, 2024
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i'm a goner

The daughter of a Maiden who eats monsters and sleeps with meat every night
Did you hear the new Devo song? No. I'm a goner, billy. Did you see that I'm a goner? Her mom is a Maiden who eats monsters and sleeps with meat!
by SimDevoSlipknot August 21, 2017
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I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.
When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!
by Okaybird April 16, 2019
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I'm done

something you say when you say when you cannot taka a joke
"Hey! You're so dumb!"
- "Screw you! I'm done with you!"
"Bruh, it's just a joke,"
-"I'm so done with you!"
by நிறன் ரவி June 27, 2024
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I'm done

When you feel blessed by the hells finest devils to make your life shittier, and you totally chill about it.
I got rejected for a gipsy, but its fine, because im gonna be in my bed and im gonna cry for help, so thecnically, I'm done.
by Skelx December 26, 2021
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"I'm Joking" Paradox

When a person talks about a topic a little to much but denies liking the thing they are talking about, thus creating a paradox as it is unknown whether they actually mean what they say.
"Jake talks about liking that one girl a little too much but says he doesn't like her. I think its an "I'm Joking" Paradox"
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by Scoria May 27, 2023
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