A day commencing on September the 3rd, honouring all boys/men with blonde hair and blue eyes, particularly those named "Liam". This day requires you to splash out $5 to every boy who falls under these characteristics.
"Today, is National blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day, better give every Liam with blonde hair and blue eyes $5!"
by lmlm99 September 1, 2021
Get the National Blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day mug.1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.
Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?
Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?
Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!
Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?
Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!
by Chass Master Plus April 15, 2009
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You: ANOTHER JAKE PAUL!! I GON HAVE A stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout!!@@#!@!#
You: ANOTHER JAKE PAUL!! I GON HAVE A stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout!!@@#!@!#
by 243wrthjewirnjwebtr3j,tr3wr May 1, 2019
Get the stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout mug.example #1
person #1 Hey whats your name
person #2 Kendall
person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you
expanple #2
person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.
person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.
person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye
Person #2 :(
example #3
person #1 My name is ......
person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"
person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma
person #1 :(
person #1 Hey whats your name
person #2 Kendall
person#1 Too bad if your name was Emma I would be friends with you
expanple #2
person #1 Hey your cute I would date you blonde head dropdead gurl.
person #2 thanks you hot monster. my name is Kendall.
person #1 Oh...... This is awkward. I would only date you if your name was Emma Bye
Person #2 :(
example #3
person #1 My name is ......
person #1 "Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red"
person #2 You would look much better with red hair and would be hotter if your name was Emma
person #1 :(
by Emmaisabetternamethankendall May 16, 2013
Get the Kendall - Somebody who has blonde hair which would be better if it was red mug.pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.
by megalabob March 9, 2021
Get the Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker mug.!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet
Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani
by laser_fox March 10, 2021
Get the Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani mug.Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."
little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."
mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."
mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
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