*Tryna buy crack in the skid row of Vancouver, and finally finds somebody and they pull it out their mouth and hand it to you*
Crackhead 1 “Man this is nasty he just pulled it out his mouth”
Crackhead 2 “I’ll trade you mine for it”
Crackhead 1 “Okay thanks”
*Crackhead 2 trades him for it then disappears. Crackhead 1 asks Crackhead 3 for Brillo*
Crackhead 3 “ yeah for a rip”
*gives her a rip out of it*
Crackhead 3 “what the fuck is this? It’s wax! You got waxed!”
Crackhead 1 “Man this is nasty he just pulled it out his mouth”
Crackhead 2 “I’ll trade you mine for it”
Crackhead 1 “Okay thanks”
*Crackhead 2 trades him for it then disappears. Crackhead 1 asks Crackhead 3 for Brillo*
Crackhead 3 “ yeah for a rip”
*gives her a rip out of it*
Crackhead 3 “what the fuck is this? It’s wax! You got waxed!”
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Pinpointing and highlighting the exact differences between facts, claims, and evidence. Which typically has caused an emotional reaction or sudden realization. It generally is used negatively.
Example: A TV dinner looks amazing on the cover and says it tastes amazing.
Negatively:
WHAT I EXPECTED: An amazing, delicious meal that looks beautiful.
WHAT I GOT: Tastes like vomit and looks just as appetizing. It even smells bad too.
Links with other terms:
"I don't know what I expected."
"My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined."
Pinpointing and highlighting the exact differences between facts, claims, and evidence. Which typically has caused an emotional reaction or sudden realization. It generally is used negatively.
Example: A TV dinner looks amazing on the cover and says it tastes amazing.
Negatively:
WHAT I EXPECTED: An amazing, delicious meal that looks beautiful.
WHAT I GOT: Tastes like vomit and looks just as appetizing. It even smells bad too.
Links with other terms:
"I don't know what I expected."
"My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined."
Example of WHAT I EXPECTED VS WHAT I GOT:
Man, can't believe I got suckered in, this game is trash. Let me sum it up for you:
WHAT I EXPECTED: GOTY, the gameplay looked amazing!
WHAT I GOT: Dissapointment, it was all fake.
Man, can't believe I got suckered in, this game is trash. Let me sum it up for you:
WHAT I EXPECTED: GOTY, the gameplay looked amazing!
WHAT I GOT: Dissapointment, it was all fake.
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