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Cock Block

(v.) The act of taking a girl that one is interested in and/or is hitting on
You better not try to cock block me when i bring over this new girl i met.
by Blunteeezy August 5, 2008
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Age blocked

When a guy tries to get with a girl but is cock blocked by there age.
"Jim was about to smash Tracy than she said he was too young he totally got age blocked"
"What an age block"
by Dongslinger April 29, 2015
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tres block

A group/gang of complete utter madlads and hoes usually idiots and not smart also pretty gay
by anomyousybfbmvskvn February 4, 2019
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Snoodle Block

When the tremendous girth of the snoodle-ee far exceeds that of the foreskin of the snoodle-er, thus inhibiting the attempted snoodle
Clayton got snoodle blocked when he tried to snoodle Bubba's giant pecker.
by roman12121212 September 17, 2016
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Sock block

Prevention of dual foot massage completion, Sock block occurrence happened due to an interruption of a massage prior to sock removal due to relationship status
She was getting some rub rub action when a friend proclaims 'stop everything! That's Jesse's girl!' A foot goes flying and no feet are rubbed that night. She had an altercation involving a full on Sock block!
by Kit Bigcannons November 27, 2022
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block thrower

...a co-worker or peer who is so lacking in talent or skill that the only abillity this person has is to impede the progress of anyone else showing talent, skill or motivation.
Term is from behavior recognized in young siblings who throw blocks in front of younger siblings to impede them from learning to walk
Joe is so lazy and worthless...he is a block thrower...all he has done all week is get in my way!
by blockthrower September 21, 2010
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Talk Blocking

When you set the mood with your significant other, and you're about to have sex, but they talk with you so long it kills the mood and your erection.
John dims the lights in his bedroom and sits close to Katherine.
John: Hey baby, you ready?
Katherine: I can't believe Mark cheated on Jessica....... Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
John: °keeps a concerned face and pretends to listen to conversation. Overtime his penis turns into an inny
*The Next day
Bill: So how was your special day with Katherine
John: She was Talk Blocking me all night...
by Guessimist September 10, 2015
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