May 11th

May 11th is the best day, most Tinley’s are born on this day! But most of all they are all pretty.

Person 1: Wow your name is tinley, so you must be born on may 11th?

Person 2: yup

by .shrekisawsome May 11, 2022

may 17

national out with your bestfriend day

hey its may 17 wanna make out

by qkfbdjjwja May 16, 2022

May 27

National send your bf a arch pic or ass pic

May 27

by LolLll9 May 26, 2024

May 5th

National Fuck Off Sam Day!

Sam: hey, how are you?

Me: fuck off it’s may 5th
Sam: ok fair enough

by hittheshep May 5, 2022

Michael May

Michael May is the type of guy that touches little kids and is ugly and fat.

Michael May touches little girls

by Lab on Jackson December 6, 2023

16th of may

National ass pic day! Send that ass
The woman is not allowed to reject the request!

1-It’s 16th of mayso send me that fat ass
2- since its may 16th
*sends fat ah ass pic*
1-* cures male depression*

by User15272518362 May 15, 2024

May 13th

The day the birds invaded the US and overthrew the government in 2073, to celebrate, we scream at the top of our lungs until you cannot go any longer.

Friend 1: it’s May 13th today!
Friend 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Chains9 May 12, 2022