plant wars

1. - Contest to see who has the best weed.
2. - Smoking a shit ton of good weed - (As in going to war with your smoking buddies on a big fat sack.)

"Don't get into no plant wars with B-Real!"
"Don't bring brick weed to plant wars, fool."
"After the plant wars I didn't know what decade it was."
"Uhhh...something something...plant wars....uhhhh....what?"

by foockayoou November 10, 2017

snowball war

When you want to have a snowball fight but the fight is much more than a fight...its a war. By using "snowball war" you are placing emphasis on the fact that you will destroy the opposing team.

person 1: "the snowball war is starting where is the enemy?"
person 2: "theyre over there hiding in the igyloo!!!"

by snowballwarsnotfights April 20, 2018

The Great Cock War of 2017

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017

bag war

when two or more people with a lot of money or expensive things such as gucci, ferrari, yeezy, or supreme, are both flexing and trying to out - flex the other one

"Hey you ready to go over to Jordan's house?"
"Hell yeah man, it'll be a bag war, I'll bring my Yeezys!"

by Mi-Tu March 1, 2018

Peanut Butter War God

An overweight and often hairy man, covered in peanut butter, committing a sexual act.

Surveillance cameras captured a peanut butter war god in the main elevator of our hotel.

by Troy1983 March 1, 2018

Tampon Wars

A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.

Hey you wanna play Tampon Wars?
HELL YEAH

by D-Monkey May 10, 2018

want no war

want no drama between each other

you don't want no war with us

by bball9395692 February 20, 2017