max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected

Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."

by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017

Max

a fat mf who doesnt get out of bed

Person 1: Come outside and play with me
Person 2: No I don't want to
Person 1: Stop being a Max

by tryharddan456 November 8, 2022

max rock

Max rock is a yakuza kid with no life

Have you seen that loser? Hes a max rock right!

by spring.li6 November 23, 2023

Max Burnside

1.) The name of one of the lesser-known Confederate commanders in the Civil War. He was an insubordinate commander. Burnside was a bald and heavy gentleman with large, gray sideburns.

2.) Burnsideverb: taking a shit in a water balloon, heating it to above room temperature, shaving one's pubes and throwing them inside the balloon, sticking one's thumb in the balloon, and shoving the balloon up a heavy man's rear with one's thumb still inside the balloon. This may lead to constipation.

1.) Max Burnside led several unsuccessful attacks on the Yankees due to little mistakes and laziness.

2.) Katy gave Alex a burnside leading to Alex soon getting constipated.

by CivilWarInfo November 28, 2011

max reese

big ass nose

that guy is a max reese

by chokemedxddy May 1, 2018

Max Goldberg's Legs

The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.

Have you seen Max Goldberg's legs? They look extra beefy today.

by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025

Max Upright

An absolute fucking beast no question about it.

"Did you hear Max Upright has never fumbled a single bag?"

"Yes of course I heard that, everyone knows Max Upright stupid, hes like the coolest guy I know."

by Brepls May 3, 2023