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presty bob

a big tall skinny retard that elise shyann and destiny definitely don’t know, like who even is that
man look it’s presty bob. wait we don’t know him nvm
by no toe April 27, 2020
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Bobbing for Tommy

Bobbing for Tommy is a fictional R18+ gay comic by Graphite, a most classic one and enlightenment for many to the very kink of Cock Vore, and now is used to indicate the bizarreness of the dark side of the internet.

In the comic, a little boy called Tommy sliped out of the house after his parents went out at night. He visited his neighbor next door, a fit slack guy with a big bulge in the pants, coyly asking if he could see his junk, the hombre agreed gently as his bulge started swelling after seeing Tommy, and lured Tommy to the in-ground hot tub in his back yard, where he revealed his body-sized cock. He spurred the little dude to rub his junk in the pool to find out how big it gets, and seduced him to rub it with his feet,

slipped them in, slidded his legs inside, lifted him upright and eventually swallowed him up, churned him then cummed hard left only a mess of cum all over the yard and Tommy’s pants on the ground.

Many learned about and loved Cockvore through this comic, it has a significant influence on spreading this kink, as a classic work of Cock Vore, inspired many artists to produce more works related to Cockvore. On the other hand, it is an eye-exploding shock for those who are not in the dark side of internet porno fictions, it is one of the most bizarre and disturbing thing a yaoi fan from the bright side could find on the internet.

Bobbing for Tommy is now a metaphorical term used to indicate how disturbing and bizarre the dark side of the internet can be.
A: “You guys heard that news? XXX suicided last week!”
B: “Oh please don’t bring that up, I don’t know why I picked XXX to do the team assignment, I still have her handwritings on my paper and it feels like her ghost may come to my room anytime at night. Sorry XXX if you’re listening I don’t mean anything bad to you I am just scared please don’t come to me.”
C: “Awe you pool girl, it’s like searching for yaoi comics and picking out Bobbing for Tommy that back luck.”
D: “What is Bobbing for Tommy?”
A: “Sweetheart trust me you won’t wanna know.”
by Ypyc December 4, 2023
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Bob

A person, place or object that is unremarkable, non-unique, dully-fully common or normal.
Did you enter the talent show?
No, I don't have any talents, I'm a bob.

Did you try the hamburger? Yes, it was nothing special. It's bob.

His stuff is bob. It kind of works. But jacks stuff is special.
by Texascoaster August 1, 2022
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Bobbing for farts

The act of flatuating while your lower half of the body is submerged underwater and catching the air bubbles in your mouth as they pop at the surface.
Yeah cake farts are cool, but have you ever tried bobbing for farts? My Uncle Jeremy showed me this game at our annual fundraiser 'Pool Party for the Poor'. I recommend eating sauerkraut beforehand to build the natural gasses in your body and for best taste results.
by lenny potatochips October 30, 2019
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Bob Richards

When you have a micro penis and you just look to the bright side and have a great day every day
by Tstewart May 8, 2014
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Bob

by BiggyBob123 March 11, 2024
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BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)

A BOB is a tool used for sexual pleasure usually shaped like male genitalia. They are obviously battery-operated hence the name and usually contain multiple vibrating functions including but not limited to

-Slow tease
-Paced Quicky
-Black Male Destroying Anal
"I accidently found my mums bob jimmy...it was still wet and moving"
"I can't Wait until I can get some alone time with Bob"

BOB(Battery Operated Boyfriend)-your moms dildo.
by Loki✌ September 15, 2016
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