Jake

the human definition of special needs in the form of skin and bones.. all the while drooling food down onto his bib

Jake is SPETHEL(said in lisp} don't be a Jake.. RIB DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY

by whos ya daddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 11, 2024

jake paul

cancerous with a sprinkle of ghost writers on top

i HATE jake paul

by izoz August 1, 2020

Jake chalk

Some one whole sweat profusely while engaging in intercourse with a cat

Don’t be a jake chalk mush

by Charva6 January 17, 2022

Jake

Looks like curious George. He’s mega gay and no one likes him.

Wow look at jake, he’s so gay what the fuck

by Shfjebdjee April 9, 2019

Jakes

A term that originated in NYC that means "police". Unlike other misinformed definitions on this site, it's a reference to the Jack Nicholson character in "Chinatown".

"Cause I'll break your face (Uh-huh)
Have your ass runnin', mumblin' to the jakes"
-"Patiently Waiting" by 50 Cent

by 718Italian February 6, 2025

Jake

a person with: small p3nis, Alien headed noob man child who has no father. human/big foot, iq-2. record holding nose.

that guy is the Jake of pretending he knows whats going on.

by pissyasshole1 August 8, 2023

Jake

The biggest simp you will ever meet. He will like a girl then his best friend will like that girl too but the girl likes his best friend. They will start dating then Jake will jump of his top bunk and say “I’m gonna kill myself!”

Jake will never get a gf

by Robby Sheffield February 3, 2020