Riding The Singularity Wagon

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.

"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"

by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023

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Jetpack Joy Ride

When two consenting individuals put their bare asses together to touch buttholes, the Jetpack Joy Ride occurs when BOTH parties fart/pass gas simultaneously , thus creating opposing forces and the buttholes lift from each other but return back when the joy ride is over.

Me and Larry both did BIG FARtS at the same time, it made for a crazy Jetpack Joy Ride

by belibopter June 12, 2023

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pee-ggyback ride

When you relieve yourself while giving someone a piggyback ride.

He pee’d mid piggyback ride. He gave me a pee-ggyback ride!

by Veuxdeux June 26, 2023

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Riding round in a rover

The first sentence to the rap "Riding Round in a Rova"

Riding round in a rover, If I see opps and it's over, I'll send man straight to Jehova when I take shots like M. Sharapova.

by Bluebomb716 January 23, 2023

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Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

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