Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness

Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

Player's Pocket

a feeling of vibration or ghostly manifestations of ring tones coming from a persons pocket of the player kind but when checked no messages or calls are to be found.

A common symptom of people who receive many messages or calls (Players, Hoes, Men and Women alike)

Oh shoot my phones vibrating (checks pocket). "No messages received". wtf...

Damn Nigguhhh you hella got some Player's pocket!!!

by Fridayee July 4, 2010

That's my pocket

What you say when a girl who is annoying or fat is trying to get close to you and is rubbing up on you trying kiss you, hug you, hold your hand, give you a blowjob, or whatever and you dont want it. It's basically implying that shes too close and to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.

Girl: hey your cute
(trys to hold you hand and shes getting really close to you. too close)

Guy: That's my pocket

Girl:What?

Guy: (walks away)

by Schmekel September 1, 2010

pocket panties

shorts that are as revealing as panties but have pockets, very slutty shorts that don't cover much more then panties would but they are legal to wear in public.

that girl is wearing pocket panties she is a slut

by gunman733 May 17, 2011

Pocket Pashmina

Soon To Be Invented Mini Pashminas Carrying All Sorts Of Information To Help You Pass Exams.

1) *In Exam* Ask Pocket Pashmina For Help

by MexicanPotatoSalad November 5, 2010

pocket plunge

when another girl(or guy)shoves his/her hand in your pocket and jacks you off

"Angie so totally gave me a pocket plunge in school yesterday."

by scrotom coat May 4, 2010

Domino pocket

1. Not literal, its the dubious item you find in ur pocket the morning after a night drinking, particularly mind-boggling when u have the biggest hangover in existence.

2. The act of hiding things on drunk people so that when they wake they are completely baffled as to where it came from.

1. "Dude, I found some whacked out shit in my pockets this morning.."
"Aahh... a domino pocket"

2. "Dude, I domino pocketed some skunk on this guy last night, hes gonna freak out!"

by Domino Pocketer July 14, 2006