left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.

"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man

by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024

Hot pocket

Farting just before you get a lap dance, so as the dancer bounces more gas is pushed out for her to smell

Gave that dancer a hot pocket

by Terms from GuyGetaHigh July 10, 2022

montana ice pocket

a "Montana ice pocket" is when you stick 5 ice cubes in each hole of a woman (except nose and ears)

guy 1: "dude last night i did a Montana ice pocket to that hoe"
guy 2: "what the actual fuck, we aren't friends anymore"

by a wise monke May 31, 2022

deep pocket monster

A pokemon tuber with a big no audience

Some one" hey you know deep pocket monster

Other one no.

by V1nce good tuber May 1, 2022

Pocket Crumbs

When your mate hooks up with a hot girl and her not so good looking friends are left alone for you to try and hook up with.

Dan hooked up with Charlize so I mopped up his pocket crumbs.

by PocketKing December 15, 2024

In Pocket

To be the opposite of out of pocket. Typically used by people who need modern terms explained to them.

I'm not out of pocket! I'm in pocket! I'm totally in pocket guys!

by That1guywhoisinpocket February 5, 2024

Michigan hot pocket

When you cook a winter turd with your heated seats. But still have to keep it baking because you can't find public restrooms after midnight anymore.

It's going to be another Michigan hot pocket tonight this gas station is closed.

by The warlord Tomahawk Gorilla March 21, 2024