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Maynard James Keenan

Best fucking singer/screamer/yeller in the fucking universe... I swear!
How good is Maynard in that Tool song?
by Natalie December 9, 2003
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Rob James-Collier

Most known for by his portrayal as the fabulous gay underbutler Thomas Barrow in the hit British soap opera, Downton Abbey. Also known as the sexiest and most perfect man alive.
Rob James-Collier... where do I even begin?

Well, he's stunning (see Vogue photoshoot)

His accent.... *fangirls uncontrollably*

Thomas... He is the master of sass, class, not to mention his excellent ass. He is the gorgeous gay underbutler who serves at Downton Abbey, is in love with Jimmy, and did I mention his perfection?
by Lil Zeus March 19, 2013
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Rick James Bitch

Dave Chappelle; exerts power. The King Shit. Your Daddy. Smart aleck. used in responses
by luvnmypimpjuice April 24, 2004
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rick james shot

when a penis is used to launch a beer cap into beer pitcher placed on a platform approx. 7 feet up , and from about 4 feet out from the shooter.
comparable to throwing a paper ball into a trash can, only much more precise and with your penis.

Method&rules:
turn the side opposite to your launching arm towards your target, then place a bottle cap on hand supported male genitalia, focus on target. Once ready , use a rapid upward movement of the arm to propel the cap up,over, and into the beer pitcher(Bouncing off the ceiling is allowed). Best results occur with a strong follow through, and although the arm movement will generate nearly all the force needed make the shot , the last point of contact must be the penile unit itself.

Verifying the shot:

The "R.J.S." should be attempted with at least one witness present. Filming it in one continuous shot is allowed if you have no friends willing to stare at your flipping dong for extended periods of time.

Safety: after extended hauls of "rick james shot" attempts its wise to rest your catapult for at least a half an hour, and rethink your life. Also make sure to use the smooth side of the bottle cap, to avoid dick tetanus.

Tradition:On completion of a shot, It is customary to buy a new shooter a sixer of pbr, as the "R.J.S." is extremely difficult, and calls or celebration.
One cold Wisconsin night house mates Jim and Mitch where tossing bottle caps into a beer pitcher in there kitchen, when fellow renter joey appeared with his pants around his ankles, and a bottle cap resting on his baloney pony. He then proceeded to launch the bottle cap, flinging his bottle capped Wang towards the target. Upon completion of the shot townsfolk proclaimed," Hurra! A rick james shot was made this day!"
by Shiv Stonebasch February 12, 2013
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James Panagos III

A light skinned fuckboi who lives in Southfield, and makes TikTok’s. He usually takes 2 months to respond to texts, and claims “your different from all the other girls” when he has 5 other girls he’s telling that same line too. He also thinks he’s a rapper, but his trash ass ain’t going nowhere. Football is what he mostly does, and probably his only talent in life.
Girl #1 : Sis James Panagos III just asked me out on a date
Girl #2 : Don’t date his light skinned hoe ass periodt
by Lavishhh.Jaiiiii October 28, 2020
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Alexander James Kempton ;))

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.
Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))
by JinglyJangly November 14, 2022
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Jesse James West

A dude obsessed with single moms and gets cracked out with caffeine.
Jesse James West is such a crackhead and he told me he "met" with my mom. Btw i dont have a dad
by Anthony Mantello April 21, 2021
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