cookie monstering

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.
To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.
by Plop March 09, 2016
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Monster Slut

A person that has a crippling addiction to Monster Energy Drinks, these people are usually femboys, Car enthusiasts, and single dads that work in construction.
Person: did you hear how much Jack spent on monster drinks? i heard he spent like 100$ on monster in just a week!
Person 2: i fucking knew it, i could tell Jack was a monster slut from the day we met.
by Landa the monster addict November 17, 2023
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