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Which is why I'm pretending to be him

He's a Neo-Nazi
A retard "Which is why I'm pretending to be him! Cus, you know, I'm not a Neo-Nazi but this guy is better than me at an existential level! What I'm doing is a reflection of his neo-nazi-ism and is NOT a reflection of how warped my own mind is! Really! I certainty wasn't enamored with how brilliant and cool he is... This is um... Not that..."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2025
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Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
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I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!
I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025
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I'm gonna' touch you

This phrase is used in many ways and the meaning depends on the context, it could be approvation(1), decline(2), threat(3), or just having no other words to express yourself(4).

Its usually used close friends but its also frequent in between ppl who just met and seem to match vibes
(1)
Greta: yo we going out tmrw?
lydia: OMG I'M GONNA' TOUCH YOUUU

(2)
Max: Can we share the chips
Ava: I'm gonna' touch you
Max: awh

(3)
Via:whats wrong with you and Leo
Anne: Hes mad at me because I stole his bike
Leo: Anne I'm gonna' touch you
Via: You're done Anne

(4)
Caroline: So I was gonna go out with Josh, he is so hot
Nix: I'm gonna' touch you
Caroline: you are mean
by Corra_bro January 31, 2025
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I'm cookes

When you mean to type "I'm cooked" on the Roblox chat but you accidentally hit "s" intead of "d" cuz they're next to eachother.
Person 1: *gets mona lisa in shrimp game*
Person 1: I'm cookes
Person 2: Whaaat...
Person 2: Um, chile... anyways so-
Person 1: cooked*
Person 2: ohok
by DogeBlox4567 February 8, 2025
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I'm Getting Strongerrr!

When Scottie Barns screamed "I'm getting stronggerrrr" after doing some workouts.
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Coach: Keep going Scottie!
Scottie Barns: I'm getting strongerrr!
by anonymous February 8, 2025
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I'm Jaking It

This refers to the popular tv show character Jake The Dog from adventure time absolutely stroking the shit out of his big veiny dih
"I'm Jaking it oh soo good"
by I'm Jaking It February 11, 2025
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