Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy

One of the Friendly Friends at Fox and Friends, the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy (Sometimes incorrectly refereed to as the Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, or even more rarely as Brain Kilmeade) is a anchor and co-host on the weekday version of Fox and Friends. He typically provides sports news, while hitting on Fox and Friends Spare Blonde Alisyn Camerota.

"And we're losing sight of the real problem here!"
"That the Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen Colbert

by Funny Foes of Fox and Friends September 28, 2010

That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

Mean girls have big hair full of secrets.

Damian: That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.

by Walker May 14, 2014

Do your nose hairs reach your lips?

Used to imply that someone is stupid or incorrect.

You really thought it was a good idea to eat that gas station sushi? Do your nose hairs reach your lips?

by Cazilla69 August 24, 2022

Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

by JCEG November 25, 2006

i brush my teeth and curl my hair

doing the brushing teeth and curling hair motions with your index finger signifies the person you’re pointing to while you “brush your teeth” is coo-coo.

“i brush my teeth” = “that person”
“and curl my hair” = “is cray cray”

“omg that girl is crazy”
“dont say that out loud!!”
“ok, i brush my teeth and curl my hair”

by kmisweirdaf August 14, 2022

two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL

You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!

by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018

National Tell Your Boyfriend His Hair is Dirty

On November 30, tell your boyfriend his hair looks dirty and smells like caca

Hey when was the last time you showered? Your hair looks dirty. Just kidding it’s National Tell Your Boyfriend His Hair is Dirty day

by stellarlemar November 30, 2021