Donkey kong

He is not impressed by your jokes, he don't think they are funny, nor did he laughed.

Donkey Kong: not funny, didn't laugh

by Dulidudu July 16, 2022

Donkey Kong

MONKEY

Donkey kong is an ape i guess. i just wanted to put MONKEY somewhere cuz i was bored in class

by UGH SOMEONE TOOK MONKEY MAN December 18, 2023

Donkey Kong

A person who sits in between two males while simultaneously jacking them off in a primal manner.

Yo! What did y’all do last night man!?
We watched Netflix with (insert name) & she gave us a Donkey Kong!

by Emperor Thrawn September 24, 2019

Donkey Kong

big monke throw barrel and eet bana

Donkey Kong: “OOOOOO OOOOOO AAAAAA AAAAAA!!!!!”

by Upinyocribdawg69 March 18, 2021

donkey kong

The first member of the D.K. crew. He is well known in super smash bros. The best character in super smash. He is also known for his EXPAND DONG meme. He is the best of the best.

DK. DONKEY KONG!

by DatBoi425 November 28, 2017

donkey kong

Big fucking meaty man, huge cock n balls

That man is Donkey Kong, look at his nuts bro

by fortniteblazer420 October 03, 2019

donkey bongos

Something that defies all reasonable explanation.

“The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”

by Dr. Cheez June 25, 2021