Donkey Punch

When you take a woman from behind in the backdoor and punch her in the back of the head knocking her out making all holes squeeze shut.

People on urban dictionary are too PUSSY to define DONKEY PUNCH accurately

by DAWNKYPAUNCH August 12, 2025

Maple Donkey

A slur for a Canadian

Canadian: “sooory”
American: “we don’t like your kind around here, your nothing but a no good, dirty maple donkey”

by Solinvictus August 27, 2025

Donkey Dong

Instead of being the crotch of a Male Donkey. This is the definition of a Silly Children's Game named after Pin the Tail on the Donkey. Firstly, you need to find a Washable Marker and draw a Black Spot on someone who will be IT similar to the game tag. To spread the Donkey Dong Virus you must get Jiggy With It as in thrust another player rather than tapping them with your hands. Bystanders may give you funny looks without context but the game overall is pretty hilarious.

"BEWARE OF THE DONKEY DONG" - Donkey Kong

by pickypocket September 8, 2025

Night Donkey

A man of darker complexion who makes a complete fool of themselves.

Yo were you at the Atlanta mall the other day? It was full of night donkeys.

by Patto Hamm February 8, 2025

Donkey Show

Where Democrat politicians display their grasp of reality when interviewing aspirants.

The applicant wondered wether to wear her medals to the Donkey Show on Capitol Hill later that week or not.

by Maggie T February 20, 2025

Cum Donkey

When a woman comes to an orgasm and begins to bay like a donkey. Haw haw haw yeah haw yeah.

Chick made a funny sound when she was Cumming. Sounded like a real cum donkey.

by Green gnome May 24, 2023

Donkey’s Nostril

A euphamism for a front or back bottom that is adorned with hairs that grow not only around the entrance but also inside the orifice itself.

Phillip was intrigued by the Donkey’s Nostril that had presented itself to him, and immediately undertook a thorough inspection using part of his body.

by Vizzage May 27, 2023