Jake is a Chadly gentleman with a massive ding dong. Dude throws bars in English and is a god at biology. Plants are his specialty and women are his game. His dance moves are exactly 10,000 times better than the following mortal dancer.
by mypseydonymbirch October 20, 2021
Get the Jakemug. People with this name are generally contradictory. They are kindhearted yet hypocritical. They know what they want and strive towards that goal. They don't seek attention but others give it to them. They are a logical sort that don't believe in any religion or magic. Their minds hold a lot of imagination; they create things no one else dare think of. They love strongly but never forget wrongs done to them. They will always speak blunt and true, so watch out.
Jake, the God of quality creations that make everyone else jelly.
When professionals have questions, they talk to Jake Larson.
When professionals have questions, they talk to Jake Larson.
by John Doesn't Sawyer December 20, 2016
Get the Jake Larsonmug. jake has a huge willy. he’s the nicest person you will he’s very protective, loving, caring, thoughtful. he will always find a way to make you laugh. hes very loyal to his friends and is really forgiving. too forgiving in fact. he’s husband material and if you ever get a jake don’t let him go.
he has a huge ass biggest you will ever see. he’s very strong and will beat you blue if you get on ur wrong side of him. although he may seem tough he’s actually a huge softy. a baby actually but that’s fine. he has a really cute baby face that you could never forget. he’s mostly loved by everyone but there’s a few out there that despise him but that won’t stop him he will still always have a smile on his face. he makes the world feel much better when he’s around and will always make your day.
he gets angry really quick and has self control issues which can be sorted. he is also really energetic. jake is a good-looking handsome boy. he is also the best boy best friend you could ever find. if you ever meet a jake don’t let him go
CANT WAIT TILL I MARRY YOU
i love you jake <3
from your future wifey naomi ;)
he has a huge ass biggest you will ever see. he’s very strong and will beat you blue if you get on ur wrong side of him. although he may seem tough he’s actually a huge softy. a baby actually but that’s fine. he has a really cute baby face that you could never forget. he’s mostly loved by everyone but there’s a few out there that despise him but that won’t stop him he will still always have a smile on his face. he makes the world feel much better when he’s around and will always make your day.
he gets angry really quick and has self control issues which can be sorted. he is also really energetic. jake is a good-looking handsome boy. he is also the best boy best friend you could ever find. if you ever meet a jake don’t let him go
CANT WAIT TILL I MARRY YOU
i love you jake <3
from your future wifey naomi ;)
jake is a beast
by imoanaspinall August 12, 2021
Get the jakemug. Becca is the best Jake stan ever. No debate.
She’s also the number 1 simp for Jake
So stan Becca the best Jake stan and the number 1 jake simp
She’s also the number 1 simp for Jake
So stan Becca the best Jake stan and the number 1 jake simp
by Best jay stan April 19, 2022
Get the best Jake stanmug. Jake is a boy that is funny and likes a girl called gabby and Jake is always checking in to see if everyone is okay
by JxkeyBxiley May 22, 2018
Get the Jakemug. by fuckyoukidyoureadick November 30, 2019
Get the jake camponellamug.