Step on your dick

screw-up,Do a bad thing,Embarass yourself.

very often said in the military.

Make sure you prepare for this,i don't want to see you step on your dick up there.

WELL,WELL,WELL.You really stepped on your dick this time,big guy!

by C.R. DUMAS October 6, 2005

Blame your ISP

The retort most skilled game players will make at Neophytes when they lapse into a screaming fit of rage and/or noobish comments.

Quaker1: Whoa. I totally aced that railgun shot.
qU4k3R: OMG LAG/H4X/Bad Connection/ectect
Quaker1: Sure, Sure, Blame your ISP.

by The Pace October 2, 2006

hush your gums

A phrase used by chavs when someone talks to much to stop them talking.

person1: blah blah blah blah

person2: look yer hush ya gums

by Rotten69 September 15, 2005

up your alley

Means, "right in line with your tastes and/or abilities."

Sometimes "down your alley." Means the same thing.

No connection with "up your (anything else)."

If you're a numbers person, very precise, very logical, then cost accounting is right up your allwy.

by Chuck Hastings July 11, 2003

Is Your Refrigerator Running?

A joke that people call a person and ask.

When they wake the person will that that they mean is your refrigerator on. But for the joke it looks like the person is saying that their Refrigerator is actually running.

Kid: *Calls random person* Hello is your refrigerator running?
Person on phone: Yes
Kid: Well you better go catch it. *Hangs Up*

by Yockey July 30, 2021

fill your boots

An invitation to partake with gusto, as in "be my guest," or "help yourself."

Here's one for you to chomp on, fill your boots

by Full Boots May 1, 2005

wind your neck in

Given as advice to someone you you'd like to sit down and shut up, whilst also pointing out that they are wrong.

Dave, we've missed our exit thanks to your shit map reading, adding 20 miles to our journey, so wind your fucking neck in.

by Nic March 22, 2005