The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.
by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025
Get the Max Goldberg's Legsmug. A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.
-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!
-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's
by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016
Get the old man legsmug. by Kjlyk February 2, 2014
Get the Leg Pitmug. When you’re railing her from behind wisconsin wheelbarrow style but she’s making moose noises while getting pounded
by Jake #1 March 8, 2020
Get the four legged moosemug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
Get the The Troubled Leg troubleDthEmug. When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.
by Turtlesnap sesamesnap November 21, 2017
Get the schlonky legmug. 