by DICK FACE July 19, 2015
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Get the fart launcher mug.A zone where farting is permitted without comment or criticism. Usually decided with the significant other, and often the fart amnesty zone is the bed.
- Yesterday, Katy and I decided that the bed was a fart amnesty zone. Boy I thought I would be the one abusing it ...
by JeanTheBean April 25, 2014
Get the fart amnesty mug.Fart Shorts are the ratty, old sweat shorts you pull on after coming home from work and changing out of your really nice clothes. You fart in them.
by handle&&7 April 21, 2014
Get the fart shorts mug.The unfortunate side effect of spending time in a body of water (such as a pool or bath) after being on the receiving end of anal sex.
I went for a swim after getting bummed by several flamboyant gentlemen and to my astonishment I found I kept farting jellyfish.
by Jellyfish Duke September 10, 2019
Get the Farting jellyfish mug.Farting out diarrhea while crying. Then standing up and cumming on the poop while you let out a tiny little squeaker. Then taking the poop out with your hands and passing gas on it.
"Dude did you see Billy the other day?"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"
"Yea bro, {lets out a massive fart and then pisses} everyone died because of his pasty fart."
"Yea, let me touch my breasts and cry"
by tinylittleacorn October 29, 2017
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