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Cock Block

To prevent someone or yourself from preforming any acts sexually with someone of the same or opposite sex, purposeful or otherwise.
Some random woman started flirting with me at the bar, even though I'm happy married. I decided to Cock Block myself to prevent further action.
by JustLeaveMeAlone August 21, 2021
mugGet the Cock Blockmug.

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.
by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017
mugGet the lard cock-blockmug.

Joshua Block

A popular TikTok creator who happens to be an alcoholic and autistic. He resides in New York City. He is often seen having “Crashouts” where he runs around chasing people, yelling, screaming, even kicking and spitting. He is often triggered by the word, “Put the Fries in the bag” by white unemployed guys.
Guy 1: Hey Joshua Block, put the fries in the bag!
Josh: I ONLY MAKE 400 GRAND A YEAR BITCH! FUCK YOU!
by ILoveToDeepthroatNiggers June 5, 2025
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Femboy Toe Block

Toe Block: When you receive a footjob and you're about to climax then, they insert their big toe over your dick hole.
That fine ass femboy gave me a crazy Femboy Toe Block Last night now my dick and balls feel clogged.
by Ballsack Bill July 15, 2025
mugGet the Femboy Toe Blockmug.

Wake up the block

This mf was talkin shit so I had to wake up the block
by zfuhrman27 May 16, 2018
mugGet the Wake up the blockmug.

Fog Blocked

When you fixing to go meet this cute girl on tinder, but you go outside and it’s hella foggy to the point it is no longer safe to drive to your date.
Damn, bro. I got hella blue balled by Mother Nature last night after I got fog blocked. I couldn’t even see my hand in front of my face.
by Das Koala June 2, 2018
mugGet the Fog Blockedmug.

block

a glock that you fround on your street so just pick that new block up
aye boy i just got this new block
by thaboiglo October 1, 2020
mugGet the blockmug.

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