David

A person that gets placed in gold 3 in league of legends, but gets to gold 5 after 400 games. Typically a person that likes to waste time on video games and stalk girls on instagram.

"I've been losing a lot in league, I sure hope I don't pull a David."
"Don't be a David."

by TheMeanGreens October 11, 2018

David

Smart

David is smart

by Fashiongirlie June 6, 2021

David Bilbija

A hard working athlete who is the champion at the Sports Day sprints.
Multi-Gold Medalist
Winner of the 2002 Commonwealth Games Marathon
Winner of the 2004 Olympic Games Marathon
2004 Australia Flag Barer for the Olympic Games

(Confirmed Flag Barer for the 2034 Olympic Games in Brisbane)
Taught Gordon Ramsey to Cook... Then cooked curry.. after cooking Steph Curry
Proud father of Michael Jordan.
50% owner or Tesla as a side hustle.
He don't need to introduce himself when he walks into a building
Usain Bolt's former personal trainer
Chess world champ
4x UFC Champion (6-0 against Conor McGregor)
Made Floyd Mayweather cry
Put Tyson Fury in a body bag
Is 6'4 and has 230 pounds worth of muscle
Co-Owner of Pheonix Suns

So yea, He's literally him.

Person 1: Hey, you see that guy over there? David Bilbija is his name. He's literally HIM.

Person 2: Do I know him?

Person 3: How do you not know him?

Person 4: HE IS HIM!

Person 5: We're literally all here for him you numb-nuts

by Pannas & Rizz August 15, 2023

david kilgore

Fucking Kike and Krout. Non Homo Kys bitch. Can I eat your ass. No Homo. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

David Kilgore Is a krout homo dick sucking Kike

by BobOOFUMM January 17, 2018

David

friends with jakov whos dad is a doc

David is in the living room

by erxbuster May 29, 2022

DAVID

Someone who master his mind.
Sexually Fantasies With Marketing.

Have you seen what David can do with his mind?
Yes, he masters it.

by Charles The Beaver November 22, 2021

David

Hero

Heroine David

by Kay2203 November 25, 2021