Metal sam is the natural treasure of the horsham alternative scene. known about west sussex for his long hair, funny walk, and leather jacket, he is typically recognised striding about horsham market in the early hours of the day and congregating with his strange friends at local market stalls. Be careful not to engage in conversations with metal sam as he will quickly change the conversation to how many cds are in his bag at that current time, and if you can name 3 songs from whatever band t-shirt you are wearing.
“Oh god, here comes metal sam. Probably no good CDs in the british heart foundation then. May as well go home”
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Leigh: Did you see I went Sam Bashing last night? You should see some of the things I tagged him in last night.
Steve: I saw some of it , that one about the mummy's boy was genius! I tagged him in a few too.
Leigh: I found some more. I'll go Sam Bashing again in a minute
Steve: Yeah.. I reckon he'll take offense to the one about the cheeseburger
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Leigh: I found some more. I'll go Sam Bashing again in a minute
Steve: Yeah.. I reckon he'll take offense to the one about the cheeseburger
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