social media analyst

The slang term for someone, like screenagers, who are addicted to social media

He's such a social media analyst, always scrolling through feeds and analyzing every single post instead of actually interacting with people in real life!

by Emotional Cruiser December 2, 2025

Socialism

when the government does stuff

Socialism is when the government does stuff, and if it does a lot of stuff, that's communism

by Anarchist Theorist December 15, 2025

Social bladder

The second pee receptacle hidden in the bodies of most women, specifically inside the posterior abdominal area, designed so that they may wait to go to the bathroom until one or more of their girlfriends has expressed a desire to relieve themselves first. It is believed to have developed as a social ritual and/or defense mechanism to better ensure one’s safety against any lecherous males in the vicinity, as well as to provide a collective reprieve from the burdensome nature of public social performance.

Man A: “Dude, why does Rina always seem to go to the bathroom at the same time as Cecil…? Weird, right?”

Man B: “Don’t pay it any mind, my dude… it’s just the social bladder at work.”

Man A: “I guess that explains it…”

by Asriel___LOVER January 8, 2026

Robo-Socialism

Robo-Socialism (noun):

A critical term for a socio-economic system where heavy reliance on automation and robotics leads to excessive government control and reduced personal freedoms.

Example sentence: "Critics argue that Robo-Socialism stifles individual initiative by over-centralizing economic functions through technology."

by Syllogem January 20, 2025

Social Hatred

The feeling of unbridled rage one attains when contemplating jiving with our crippling society.

Not tonight, my social hatred has been rapidly increasing as of late.

by Monkey Man Mykl January 21, 2025

Social Intimacy

The depth of emotional closeness, mutual trust, and understanding between people that allows them to share their authentic thoughts, feelings, and experiences while feeling psychologically safe and connected.

Their weekly coffee meetings gradually developed a level of social intimacy where they could discuss their deepest fears and dreams without judgment.

by thundernut69420 January 27, 2025

socialism

n. A political ideology where everybody is equal.

Free healthcare is socialism, and I want it!

by letsgong February 3, 2025