Texas rangers

A sack of potatoes that can’t do shit in the actual season. But when they do good and make it to the playoffs motherfucking Nelson Cruz comes in and olae the shit out of the ball and we choke and lose to the head ass cardinals

The Texas rangers suck dick!!

by Beenerboi200 November 7, 2019

power ranger style

Take one of each gender... however many you like... proceed to engage in a group frosty jim

Dayum dawg just went power ranger style this morning.

by Nxtdujjjjddd July 26, 2020

Clout Ranger

Clout Ranger- A disformed being, who usually is gay.

You are such a Clout Ranger, you cant even get one dude on tinder!

by Christophe Langan November 15, 2020

texas ranger

The sexiest man to ever live.

Damn you look like a texas ranger.

by Jakjakkkk December 20, 2020

Ski Ranger

Having Minecraft oral intercourse while levitating within the air in the dark.

Robert finally Ski Rangered Chad tonight

by vedlon January 19, 2021

SPACE RANGER

The HOLE RIM ANUS ASSHOLE being expanded

Use of a SPECULUM to show others what the REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE looks like.

In ADULT SEX STORE the expansion factors for every ADULT SEX TOY to bring ANATOMICAL COMPLIANCE to EVERY ASSHOLE, CUNT, MOUTH , AND DICK MEATUS OPENING.

The distance any one travels especially an ELON REEVE MUSK TESLA.

Truly the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL needs a REAL GOOD FUCKING by the perfect SPACE RANGER here at the SEXUAL PLAYGROUND.

The REAL PERFECT ASSHOLE deserves to have a SPECULUM utilized for a SPACE RANGER session INSTAGRAMMED.

We need SPACE RANGER experts to go to each and every ADULT SEX STORE to bring perfect anatomical compliance.

Everyday you should get a reading on your SPACE RANGER distance you went.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021

Power ranger

Men who date VERY ugly girls

Origin: Zamorano University in Honduras

Jorge: did you see Diego become a power ranger last night with that monster he was shagging last night?

Christopher: yeah I can’t believe he’s dating Ruby

by Bigj24 November 6, 2021