The sweetest person in he world who is adorable, graceful, and in charge. She doesn’t let anyone boss her around because she is a queen bee. She is intelligent and knows more than two million inspiration quotes. There is no stopping this muffin queen.
by Evie dett May 24, 2018
A girl or woman who wears pro jerseys, athletic wear or too much 'swag.' Sporty chick who wears swag often.
Example: "She only wears her AAU team swag to school. She's such a swag muffin." Example: "She is sporting a Bulls jersey today-what a swag muffin."
by CRHaize January 03, 2014
Cool group of muffins very swaggy. Be careful when this group comes your way they get all the ladies.
by MC_Scooty567 January 02, 2017
by billystuvilegit August 25, 2018
The definition of someone who is a "Fucking Muffin" refers to someone so intolerably stupid that their brain resembles that of a muffin.
You Fucking Muffin
by Crabguysmellofcrab June 30, 2019
Scorched Muffin(s) reside on a male (most generally) that has gynecomastia, and suffers from chaffing of the areola which results in an unusual tenderness of the breasts.
by Wildman582 November 02, 2011
Someone who will let big russian men touch their balls in return for fresh baked pastries, like muffins.
by mr dude mr guy February 25, 2025