logan moody

a short weak kid with no rizz and a small pp

hay you know logan moody
yes he sucks

by yrfyfytft October 11, 2022

Banana Moon Pie

When you’re doing anal & leave the load inside the condom but also leave the condom inside the anus

“Hey, how things go the other night with _____ ?”
“Great, I took her back to my place for dessert & let her enjoy a banana moon pie”

by Llamathrust baby October 19, 2022

The moon illusions and lies

The moon is made up of illusions and lies

The moon illusions and lies

by King of wisdom 901 November 3, 2022

full moon too

A big ass catches your eyesight

Well, there's a full moon outside and a full moon too. I see a giant ass.

by Random Words & Definitions November 4, 2022

Maga Moon

A significant day in history on 11/08/2022 where a pending extreme election landslide for American republicans referred to as a red wave, where a rare event called the blood moon has occured, that is conincidantally the same time as the witching hour (3am). A blood moon signals the falling of a king where power is given to the people, a Republican form of government, hence the Republicans taking power.

This is no ordinary blood moon, but the MAGA moon

by countchokcula November 7, 2022

Blood Moon

There are all kinds of strange theories claiming it was a sign of the beginning of the end times, but it's really just the red light wavelengths bending over the Earth's atmosphere and reflecting off the Moon's surface. It is really kind of eerie to see the Moon glow orange.

Guy: "Hey isn't it November 8th? Don't forget to vote! Hey what's that up in the sky?"
Guy2: " It's a Blood Moon! Better tell the ones you care about to stockpile food Cuz shit's about to get real!"

by vitaliconrad November 8, 2022

Bainbridge Moon landing

The Bainbridge Moon Landing or "BML", is where a man or women accidentally touch arseholes. Similar to the standard "moon landing", where only baked bums need to touch, the BML however requires a singular accidental connection of the anus with another person's anus.

Becky and Jim we're trampolining naked, and fell on one another, accidentally connecting only their anuses, thus a Bainbridge Moon Landing or "BML"

by Dobby1991 November 15, 2022